Christmas in March… why not! Here’s a little ice cream tree baby to get you in the holiday mood.
Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don’t have to. But you probably will, because I’m hilarious.
Raise your hand if you’ve joined a fandom because you saw it on Tumblr.
Raise your hand if you’ve completely avoided things because of the fandom you saw on tumblr
Raise your hand if you know enough about a fandom to be in it because of tumblr, but haven’t actually watched the show/read the book/etc.
*violently raises hand*
Do you ever crave to be touched? Even in the most innocent way. I want someone to just hug me for a very long time or someone to lean against/ someone to lean on me. Maybe while sitting or laying next to someone just to have our legs, arms, or feet touching would be nice. I think that when you’re lonely for so long you constantly want to feel someone against you just as a constant reminder that you’re not alone.
why is viagra covered by health insurance but tampons and pads arent that shit is expensive and costs accumulate quickly and its unfair when people with vaginas dont actively choose to have their fucking periods
No but really.
ViagRA IS COVERED BY HEALTH INSURANCE OH FUCK THAT.
my favourite insults are the ones where you just take a noun and a swear and mash them together. what’s up pisscouch? how you doin’ fucktrain. hope you’re havin’ a swell day, asslamp
i hate when ppl are like “ew he’s ugly he has acne”
like u do know that people can’t control their acne
it’s not their fault
don’t be a dick