He who wants the world to remain as it is does not want it to remain at all.

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somebrokecollegegirl:

riningear:

jenstiel:

pau1y:

thevardi:

apatheticghost:

omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this

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One entire row of ‘f’s takes 10 seconds to type. There are 45 lines per page, so you take 450 seconds per page. You claim to have typed 184 pages, which would take a total of 82800 seconds, or exactly 23 hours. You are a liar

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You forgot that she was holding down the key. This accelerates the rate at which the f’s appear; once the ‘f’s appear at a rapid rate, it’s about 3.4 seconds per line. Also, 45 lines per page is generous - I counted and given that the page is Times New Roman, 12pt font, it’s about 41 lines. 

This means that it’s 139.4 seconds per page, times 184 is 25649.6 seconds, and that rounds out to about 7.1 hours, or 7 hours 7 minutes. 

It’s perfectly reasonable for her to have slept!

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habibizayns:

DANCING ZAYN IS MY FAVE ZAYN

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nintendontdodrugs:

Chris Ramsey calling out Katie Hopkins for her views on fat people.

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louis + being a lil shit

Anonymous asked:

Love the "super Mario" reminder but lots of ppl say that's not abt them having sex. Oh Ok then, can those ppl explain Zayn's reaction then?, head in helmet laughing, it's got to be abt them having SEX ppl, discuss please xx

theemmed:

lornasaurusrex:

the-love-laws:

I really don’t know what you’re talking about, anon.

In the Sugarscape’s interview about Mario Kart, they’re definitely not talking about sex

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Zayn’s reaction is the normal reaction of someone listening to his friends talking about playing Mario Kart together

and so is Niall’s

Also, Louis’s reactions when he hears the question? That’s just because he genuinely loves playing Mario Kart with Harry.

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And if they’re pissing themselves laughing, that’s just because Liam lasts 2 minutes on Mario Kart. No other reasons.

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Lastly, if someone who runs Sugascape tweeted that in fact they were talking about anal sex (bumming), well, that doesn’t mean anything, does it?

obsessedwiththat:  ^^ Larry sex.

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Such deluded tinhatters we are.

I think about this a lot too.

They tagged it as sex on the website. It’s right in the URL.image

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http://www.sugarscape.com/tags/sex/703551/its-one-directions-mario-kart-7-interview-full

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gublernation:

and now back to some normal posts. here is a photo of me with a fish i drew superimposed onto my face.

gublernation:

and now back to some normal posts. here is a photo of me with a fish i drew superimposed onto my face.

godtie:

if i ever suddenly reblog a massive amount of posts from you:

I’m sorry, I’m on mobile, and i forgot that your blog is not my dash

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Why does my happiness depend on your attention?

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